Smelly

One day Gerald went to his classroom, he saw his teacher writing a word on the whiteboard “inadequate” she said “what does that mean?” the class went silent. “Look it up” said the teacher. The teacher bent over to look at Sarah looking the word up in her ‘special’ dictionary. Teacher is always exhilarated, elated and ecstatically happy with Sarah’s work, but as the teacher was bending down she farted! Gerald just couldn’t stop laughing. Teacher’s face went red with embarrassment.

Ps: no offence to teachers or anything, teachers do fart!

PPs: hope you enjoyed my story!

By Brian

 

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One day a boy called Gerald was telling his mom a story of what happened in school. This is the story:

 

So Gerald’s friend Ryan was messing around. When Ryan was messing he fell over the fence and Gerald just couldn’t stop laughing. He thought it was so funny that he fell on the floor because he was laughing so hard. Then everyone started laughing. Even Ryan stated laughing, but Ryan was ok.

 

When Gerald was telling his mom and she started laughing as well. Gerald said he had an amazing day at school. He had a good day after that.

The End by Grace Rollinson.

Laughing Gerald!

One day Gerald was playing football with his friends. Gerald had a habit of laughing at people when he wasn’t supposed to. Vanesa tripped over and Natalie fell on her. Then Tom fell on Natalie and Gerald fell on Tom. Everyone was hurt except Gerald. Gerald just couldn’t stop laughing! None of his friends would ever play with him again. Gerald had no one to play with in school or home.

One day Gerald tripped over and everyone started laughing at him! Now if anyone fell Gerald will not laugh but when he falls everyone laughs!

THE END By Niamh

The Circus

It was Gerald’s 10^th birthday and he wanted to go to the Circus for his birthday. He invited nearly all the boys in his class and out of his estate. Before they went to the Circus they had to collect some of the boys that were coming to the Circus with him. When they arrive at the Circus they bought some sweets and drinks. When the Circus started Gerald’s mam got called up on stage and Gerald just couldn’t stop laughing at his mam on the stage. After the Circus he was exhilarated with happiness. He loved his birthday.

The end

By Sophie

Comedy show

One day Gerald giraffe was at a comedy show. Gerald really loved a good laugh. His best friend was taking part. The show began and the first person up was not funny at all he just fell on his bum a few times. Then the second guy was twice as worse he said terrible jokes. They were that bad that you could hear crickets chirping. Then a very silly man walked up on to the stage. He started to do hilarious dances and funny jokes. Then Gerald started to laugh but then he couldn’t stop laughing. Gerald’s friend went up on to the stage he was quadruple the times funnier. The show soon ended Gerald really enjoyed it the end. By Calum Fleet.

The Prank

It was Gerald’s birthday and his dad was going to play a prank on him at his party. He was going to make two cakes and he was going to make one with disgusting ingredients and the other one with nice ingredients so that he would have a nice cake for his birthday. The time of the party came and dad gave Gerald the disgusting cake he took a slice and Gerald couldn’t stop laughing he knew about dad prank

The End

Made by Kayleigh

A weird planet

One day I was getting permission to fly in a rocket to a planet I discovered. It was 3999 that is the year. Tomorrow I will be going to planet Zoro that’s what I called it. The next day, I am going to planet Zoro with three of my friends called Jim, Bob and Jimmy. We were going there it took seventeen days to get there. When we got there we got out and aliens came out of tree trunks. It was crazy we saw twenty thousand moons it was weird. We left five days later…………………………………………………

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Hi my name is professor Plum. My friend, Professor David, and I are going to visit Mars to see if humans can start living there. We arrive in Mars. It took a couple of weeks after going on a big rocket together. So we take a walk around Mars and we see a lot of odd places a lot of them are just the ground and the sky. It turns out that we are not sure because there is a lot of debris and fragments around. So when we come back to earth it was exhilarating to see our family and friends.

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By Sophie

Out of the Ground

We were out on a camping trip and decided to go for a walk. After about ten minutes or so, we saw a big, wet waste land. It was too wet to walk through or we would get stuck in the mud. So we just observed. Then lumps started appearing in the ground. We jumped behind a bush. Then out of the ground came people holding wands. So I figured that they were witches and wizards. They started talking about planets exploding and taking charge of something. “AAAAAAGGGGHHH!” I screamed. There was a wasp nest in the bush! The witches and wizards turned their heads towards me. They heard me. So we started to run.

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By Ruby.

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One day in New York there was a child called Rick. Rick loved outer space. He dreamed of one day that he would go to outer space. Twenty years later Rick 30 years old and he could make his dream come true. Rick finished college two years ago. Now he could become an astronaut. Rick applied for a job and got it. Rick was going to be the first man to step on an unknown planet. He packed the rocket with all the things he needed. Rick was ready for launch. “5,4,3,2,1 lift off”, said the computer. When Rick reached the planet he notes that it was like earth. The planet had most of the things earth had and aliens! Rick got out a rifle and shot all the aliens. Will he survive?

The End