Letter from court

Hudabuda court,

Boj St,

Hudabuda town,

Co. Waterford,

Ireland.

22st of January.

 

Dear Mr.Roony,

Please come to Hudabuda court this Tuesday at eleven a.m.

 

 

We feel that you have committed the crime of kidnapping Hannah ó Sullivan. You said you saw nothing and that you weren’t even in Hudabuda at the time it happened but how could she just disappear?

 

So please come to Hudabuda court or you will be given a fine of a minimum of €5000 and the Gardaí will come to your door.

 

We look forward to welcoming you to Hudabuda court so that we can put into our “luxurious” prison.

 

Yours sincerely,

Hudabuda court.