Gaelscoil Chill Dara
A day at the park
One day Gerald and his friends went to the park to play. When they were going to the park a man called Big head stopped them. He started to ask them questions like where do you live what is your name. Gerald was very scared around five minutes later they got to go to the park and started playing football. Gerald was just going to score but then he fell on his arm. He was crying a lot and then Gerald couldn’t stop laughing after a while Gerald went home. THE END
By Dónal
One day there was a little boy called Gerald. Gerald was playing on his trampoline but jumped so high that he fell over the net on the trampoline and broke his funny bone poor Gerald could not stop laughing he had to go to the hospital.
Four years later he died of laughter it was very sad for his mum and his dad the whole family was very sad he was always looking down at his family. Poor poor Gerald and he was only five years old when he died the poor little boy.
The end. By dillon
It was the day of the talent show. Gerald went to see it. So everybody was getting ready for it. Okay so everybody sat down. Gerald was in the audience. So some group accidentally farted. Gerald just couldn’t stop laughing. It went on for years and years. He just couldn’t stop laughing. He was known as Mr laugh. So he got in a lot of trouble at his mom’s funeral. I’m not even going to say what he done because you know. So whenever he walked by anyone he would make them laugh forever. So the moral of the story is not to fart in shows.
No mum!
She shut the door. She was gone. Mum was gone. Gone on holidays with yet ANOTHER new boy-friend. She had left me all alone to mind my six younger siblings all by myself.
I thought everyone else was asleep, but it turns out that Annie and Gerald were watching and looked devastated. I tried tickling them to cheer them up. Annie ran but Gerald just couldn’t stop laughing.
Mum said she would be back in a week, but it’s been a month and she still hasn’t come home. I don’t think she ever will, but I hope she will.
A MYSTERIOUS OLD MAN
It was when I was walking home from school I was on the path. I saw a homeless old man. He started to follow me and we passed his house he insisted on me coming in it was pretty small it had a big hill behind it. I went in he said his name was Gerald. As I looked around the place I noticed some stairs and I asked him were did they lead to? He said “Have a look?” There was a door that we walked through. He left and locked the door. Gerald just couldn’t stop laughing…..
THE END BY CIARA
PAW PATROL TO SPONGBBOB
One day my little brother was watching paw patrol and Rider farted in the middle of it. Rider said no job is too big no pup is too small. And my brother is only four and we watch it all the time. Then he farted again and again. It was so funny and I nearly wet my pants. I told my mum and she could not stop laughing. So now it is paw patrol to sponge bob and now its on too sponge bob now all you can hear in the mornings is sponge bob……
By Ben
The New Teacher Is So Nice.
Today it is the start of the year and we had the nicest teacher out of all the other teachers. Her name is Nikki. Nikki brought the class outside and they played tag Gerald fell over and he cut his leg but Gerald just couldn’t stop laughing. He was laughing for the whole day “just stop laughing” said Nikki. So Nikki brought him home then he stopped laughing so the reason why he was laughing is that he just wanted to go home from school. The End.
By Alana Boland.
Laughing gas
“Stop Gerald! You’ll run out of energy!”. But Gerald just couldn’t stop laughing. He had just been hit by a laughing gas bomb meant for James Bond. Then Sherlock Homes showed up. “Hey dudes, I haven’t solved the case of laughing gas bombs yet.” Sherlock said calmly. “Yeh,” Peppa Pig replied. “We noticed1”. “Well he has a lot of work to do right now!” Mickey Mouse shouted. “Mickey! You didn’t use your inside voice!” Miney Mouse gasped. “Uh! Guys!” Donald Duck cried. “Gerald just stopped breathing!”. But no one could hear him over the heated argument. Gerald died. The End
Smelly
One day Gerald went to his classroom, he saw his teacher writing a word on the whiteboard “inadequate” she said “what does that mean?” the class went silent. “Look it up” said the teacher. The teacher bent over to look at Sarah looking the word up in her ‘special’ dictionary. Teacher is always exhilarated, elated and ecstatically happy with Sarah’s work, but as the teacher was bending down she farted! Gerald just couldn’t stop laughing. Teacher’s face went red with embarrassment.
Ps: no offence to teachers or anything, teachers do fart!
PPs: hope you enjoyed my story!
By Brian
100wc
One day a boy called Gerald was telling his mom a story of what happened in school. This is the story:
So Gerald’s friend Ryan was messing around. When Ryan was messing he fell over the fence and Gerald just couldn’t stop laughing. He thought it was so funny that he fell on the floor because he was laughing so hard. Then everyone started laughing. Even Ryan stated laughing, but Ryan was ok.
When Gerald was telling his mom and she started laughing as well. Gerald said he had an amazing day at school. He had a good day after that.
The End by Grace Rollinson.