Poison pie

No! Chop! The lady had just given Alice some poisonous pie! Oh! Yeah, your reading this. You probably want to know what this is about. Me and Alice were bored, so we decided to go for a walk in the woods. We were going to go with mom and dad but they were exhausted. So, when we were in the woods this lady kept on offering us pie. It was so creepy! Well I took some after yen minutes of the lady offering us pie! I suddenly felt all weak and queasy and fell asleep right after Alice took some. We were never seen again. The end.

By Réaltín*