Old people are so nice. They know a lot too because they had a lot of experience in the world. Do you like your grandma and grandpa? Make sure you do because if you don’t the Old People Guardian will come and kiss you to death! How do I know? Because I am 19733 years old! When I was little I was bitten by the Old People Guardian and turned 1934! I love my grandma and grandpa. If you think their boring think again. Once my dad came in all flustered and said “We seemed to be on television a minute ago.” “What!” The Old People Guardian did it.